did you just hear a baby scream?
(Source: amorsubliminal)
CONDOMS. I am a child.
(Source: obstaclespecialist)
(Source: premature-slapulation)
Bob Dylan is wearing aviator sunglasses inside at the White House while the President of the United States of America presents him with a Medal of Freedom, and he manages to look completely disinterested in the whole thing.
For that, I bestow upon him today’s Fewest Fucks Given Award™.
Medal of Freedom for Glenn, Dylan, Albright
(photo by Charles Dharapak / AP via msnbc.com)
DEAR LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE
Oh my God Fog.
(Source: your-interpol-confessions)
(Source: heaven-behind-those-eyes)
you gotta, like, quit hitting that scotch whiskey, brother. i am starting to worry about you.
(Source: sexfarmwoman)
knew a bitch once who called those sparks ‘fire fairies’.
(Source: iamthealphabet)
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(Source: obstaclespecialist)
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